COMEBACK KID
Get eaten by the nidhogg after nearly allowing your opponent to do the same

MEMORIES
Trap your opponent on your sword for a long time

FLESH AND BLOOD
Beat the singleplayer game

PERFECT STRIDE
Win the faceoff and never lose the arrow in a singleplayer match

BLOODLUST
100 total kills in one match

PROMETHEUS
Run across your final screen in the castle with your sword cocked the whole time

GTD
Finish an 8 player tournament

SLOW PLAYED
Let the timer run out in your opponent's last screen and win in sudden death

VALKYRIE
Win 100 games through matchmaking

TRAPPED IN DONKEYSPACE
Play a match lasting longer than 20 minutes

NSA
Intelligence gathered

HOGGLIKE
Dominate every level in one singleplayer game